So this is my stream of conciousness about love. I can't spell "consciousness" correctly. Oh wait, I just spelled it correctly. Love is like a flower. I don't even know what that means. What? Mr. Lee just said "I want to go out with Mr. Lee." What a weird topic. Incest is such a weird thing to be into. I mean, like, really? You would really have a sexual relationship with a family member? What has the world come to?
I'm on my second paragraph right now, I haven't even written anything about love. Love is like a flower. Oh wait, I just said that. What's going on here? I'm confused. Mr. Lee is talking, and I can't concentrate on what I'm writing. I finally got my iPod back. I like my iPod, it's white. It's new. It's my baby. Babies are a product of love.... or rape. Whichever floats your boat. I'm lost now. Wait. OH NO! I spilled some Hi-C on my keyboard. Okay there, I wiped it. It's all good in the hood. Robin Hood was a pretty awesome guy. He's generous yet daring. It think that's what may spark love sometimes. Maybe some girls fancy a guy with both a good and bad side. I know I do. Wink, wink. Teehee.
I'm all aloneeeee, there's no one here beside meeee. I'm all aloneeee, there's no one to dur-ive meeee! But you gotta have frieeeeends. And we're the three best friends that anyone could have, and we're the three best friends that anyone could have, and we're the three best friends that anyone could have, and we're never, ever, ever leave each otherrrrr. I like te Hangover. There was a marriage in it. That requires love, right? Ow, my hand is hurting.... I haven't stopped typing. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. AHH SSSS PUSH IT. What the hell was that?
Wat to write. Oh crap I spelled "what" wrong. WAT? WAT? WAT DID YOU SAY? I like eggs. Oh no, these thoughts are really going through my mind, I'm not kidding. My arm hurts. I love food. Food is good for the body. Bodies are pretty sexy. Especially if they come with a set of abs. Mmmh, aaaaaabs. I love guys with abs, unless they're jerks or really unattractive. Then they'd just have nice abs. Nothing much other than that.
FIFTH faragraph. What?! LOLOLOLOL, look how I spelled "paragraph!" HAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm so funny. Yes my love, oh we are magicians, you and I. And soon you'll see, the cloud shapes in iur eyes are blind but fly forever just the same, forever just the same. She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah! Hi-C. Mr. Lee is talking right now, and I'm confused again. DARN YOU, MR LEE. There isn't a period after "Mr" Oh nooooooo! Oh well.
How long are we supposed to be doing this? I'm quite tired. LALALALALALALALALALALA. Shat..... WHAT?! LOLOL! I was supposed to spell "that." Instead, I spelled it, "shat." WHAT. THE HECK.
Stacy's mom has got it going on, she's all I've ever wanted and waited for so long! Stacy can't you see, you're just not the girl for meeeee. I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's mom. It's Chinese New Year. Aw yeah. I feel high whenever I drive my Mustang at night. I really have no idea why. I had lunch and now I'm full. AW MAN, I'M WAY OFF TOPIC. Anyway, back to love. Love is like a flower. Wow. I said that for the third time now. I guess I don't think much of love.... besides that it is "all you need." Eh. Get it? "All you need is love"? The Beatles? Eh, you get it. I love the Beatles. That's as close to love as I will ever get. I like coffee. I actually love coffee. Okay, there's a plan. Let me just list a bunch of stuff that I like. I like.... my computer, my dog, my family, food, boys, abs, sexy people, yoga, sports, horses, dogs, oh no. I'm going off topic again. Oh well. Let's stop that plan there. Wasn't really going to go anywhere with it anyway.
My wrists are hurting. I just took a break, is that illegal? Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh. Guam, Guam, Saipan is small. I wish I was taller. Tall guys are hot. Water bottle. Water. Love. Love. Love.
My mind is being distracted due to the pain in my wrists. Sorry if I'm not interesting. I'M REALLY A NICE PERSON, HONESTLY. Gr, gr, gr, gr, gr, gr. I want to say something, but I don't think the whole world needs to know. It's my money, and I need it now. 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. Now I know my ABCs. So smart.
Life is like a box of chocolates. I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump. SHRIMP FARM. I remember going to a shrimp farm in Hawaii. I miss Hawaii. Hawaiiiiiiii! Aloha oi, aloha oi, until we meet again. I miss Maddie. I miss Svahn. I want them all to come back. Back. Who's in the house? JC! Now tell me who's in the house? JC! You take him high, you take him low, you take JC wherever you go. Now tell me, who, who, who, who, who, who, now tell me who's in the house? JC! JESUS CHRIST IS IN THE HOUSE TODAAAAAY.
Jesus. HEY-ZUSE. Come on. Oh, look what you've done, you've made a fool of everyone. Gah, what am I supposed to write? When does this class end so I can rest my arms. I swear, I'm gonna get carpal tunnel. The pain. MY LEG. The fish from Spongebob. Okay, I'm in pain. I taste Hi-C in my mouth. "Paper only." People need to respect the world more. Show mothah Nature a little tender love and care. Ooooh baby I love the way, eh eh eh. That did make sense. But it mentioned love. LOBE. LOL. LOVE.
3M. Victoria's Secret. I have a Victoria's Secret body spray. It smells delicous. I spelled "delicious" incorrectly. I took a sip of my Hi-C. I'm REALLY tired of typing. It's a problem now, it hurts. OW OW OW, OW OW OW, the Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza for you and me. The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza abolutively. Are you readuy kids.
I'm never going to get into college. Such a sad truth. BUT, I love myself, and that's all that matters. I like Doctor Who. OOOOWEOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO. OOOOOWEOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO. ALLONS-Y. I'M THE DOCTOR. It's bigger on the inside. My. Arms. Will. Fall. Off. Okay, due to my body crying for help, I will take a second to rest my arms. BRB.
Hi, I'm back. I was stretching, and I looked at my feet and saw that I was wearing an anklet. It's pretty BA if you ask me. Nutrition Facts. I need the bathroom. Water. Water you waiting for Gary? Tumblr. Lick me. Did I really just say that? Oh well. No one likes me. Sad face. ONLY MY FAMILY. I love my family. They're the only people who truly love me. I love them too. I miss them. I MISS THEM. Gah. I wish we could play music in this class, or at least have some headphones on. I want the Bose headphones. They're neat. Crap, I have volleyball practice after school I also have a detention tomorrow. Sad face. Labes. What's up with labels? Why do we gotta put labels on everything? So what if you're gay, straight, bi, ugly, pretty, hot, not hot, rich, poor, happy, sad? Who cares? I care. That's who.
LOVE, LOVE. I feel light-headed. This is bad. Maybe because my body's going on autopilot, and my mind is slowly drifting into unconsciousness. Sky. What? Waht? Waht? Why do I keeps pelling "what" wrong? I spelled "spelling" wrong too. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, MY WRIST. Love yourself. Yourself is good.
MORE WORDS. more words. WHAT? What? Uhm, uhm, awimba weh, awimba weh, awimba weh, awimba weh, eeeeedeeeedeeeedeeee, deeedeeeedeeedeeedeee, awia wamba weeeeeeeeh. IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT. IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE, THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT. WEEEEEEEEDEEEDEEEDEEDEE, AWIA WUMBAWEEEEEEEH. Wumbo? I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, we, wumbo. Wumbo? The study of Wumblogy?! IT'S FIRST GRADE, SPONGEBOB! Hi, I'm a turtle. Turtle, turtle, turtle.
I'm tired. I'M SO TIRED. Why are people talking. I don't like many things. I love a lot of things. Like me. Teehee, just kidding. OH DEAR NEPTUNE MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY. When does this class end?! WHEN DOES IT END?! It's 1:51 right now. What time does it end? What? What? Waht? I. Is. Uhm, what? Gr. I need to pee. Like, I really need to pee. BRB. Gonna go pee.
Hi, I'm back. I was in the bathroom. It was.... okay. I guess. I felt like a mean person for some reason. I didn't say hi to anyone in there. I went straight into the stall and peed. Then I came out and washed my hands. Now I'm back. I like eggs. They're okay. Shift. What?
I grabbed Alice's ankle by mistake. I'm sorry Alice. I remember my night at PIC. Hah, the stories to tell. I really hope my dog gets better. We left him with people here while we (my mom and I) vacationed in Hawaii. I think he has... like. Oh well. We bought him medicine. It's on its way here. I love my dog. It's sort of a platonic love? Does that fit? EHHHH, that's what she said. Stacy. I have no idea why I was thinking that. Lemme check how many words I have at the moment.
1,650. ALMOST. I have to reach 2,000 words or else I'd fail the universe. What a wonderful world. Misfits. DIR DIR DIR. DIR DIR DIR. DIR DIR DIR. DIR DIR DIR. DIR DIR. DIR DIR DIR. EHHHHG! That's the theme song to my favorite TV show. It's actually instrumental, but I can't put instrument sounds on a document. DALAH. What? What was that? That word..... OH! DAAAAAALEK. EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE. DOCTOR! I'm the doctor. Doctor who? Eh, get it? Eh? Eh? NO. You Muggles don't understand. I think it's time to go. Okay. Bye.
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