Greatest Invention

     Practically speaking, I believe that the greatest invention is the toilet. First off, if you think about it, life would be completely--completely-- different if the toilet wasn't invented. Without the invention of the toilet, the streets would be filled with feces, the smell of urine will linger over every corner, crack, and crevas of every town, and heath concerns will be the world's number one priority. Forget about wars against other countries! Think about the wars average people would face against their own by-products! The world for humans would be a complete disaster without toilets, perhaps the human race will not have come to where it is now without the invention of the toilet.
     Think deeper, childhoods will not be the same. No "Mommy, I need to go potty now" coming out of every child's gob. No "Teacher, may I go to the bathroom?" at school. The childhoods we experience today would absolutely be different without the toilet. Growing up for an adolescent female with the absence of the toilet would be.... well, I'm sure you ge the picture. Let's just say that things wil be very unpleasant, and very unsanitary.
     Let us elaborate on the cleanliness issue, shall we? There are a lot of safety precautions regarding cleanliness today. A big precaution is keeping people from throwing their shit at each other (hypothetically speaking, of course. I'm not saying that people are literally going to be throwing shit at each other, but the spread of disease will make up for that statement). A lack of waste control will cause widespread disease, and many great inventions/ creations probably will have never been made. Monuments such as skyscrapers (or even just tall buildings), hotels, boats, airplanes, etc. All those and many more would be a pain to maintain without the toilet. Airplanes most especially. Imagine being on a fifteen-hour flight holding in a massive load. Not going to be good. Let's not forget after a long night of partying, who's going to hold your hair up while you puke in.... oh wait, that's right, you need a toilet for that too. Where would dead pet fishes go? The myth of crocodiles in the sewer? There wouldn't even be a sewer!
     Overall, the absence of the toilet would prove disaster for the world, especially with such a massive population. Toilets may not seem all that great because people link them to a horrible stenches and unsanitary public use; sometimes toilets may be seen as dirty and gross, but they're really what help keep everything else clean and sanitary. Thank your lucky stars someone had the brains to think up the invention of the toilet.

SITTIN' ON THE TOILET. SITTIN' ON THE TOILET. SITTIN' ON THE TOILET. SITTIN' ON THE TOILET.