Flabbergasted Beyond Compare

     I had the best dream ever in my life last night. I remember it so vividly. I think it was a mix of that one scene from "I Just Want My Pants Back" and the GIFs I saw on Tumblr of David Tennant from the mini-series "Casanova," and from when I made out on the hood of my car, and probably from the fact that his nickname is David "Ten-inch." Yeah, his fans went there. Anyway, it was pretty quick, but it was worth it. It's the first dream I've ever had like this. Never in my life has this happened. They say that dreams aren't direct projections of your subconscious, dreams project something that's supposed to mean something else. You know, like when you use the word "banana" to refer to a penis. It's like that. Not direct, but you know what it's insinuating.

Anyway, to make a long story short, we had sex. Lol, it wasn't graphic or anything. I just knew we did.

LIFE: FULFILLED