My Favorite Dish

     I really don't have a favorite dish. It just depends on my mood. Sometimes I feel really carnivorous, so I crave steak, or some chicken, or maybe some pork. If I'm feeling like a hippie, I'd crave some salad, or some fruit. When I'm craving something Scottish, my favorite dish would be David Tennant. If I'm craving something English, I'd probably have some Paul McCartney, or some fish and chips. My favorite Irish dish would definitely have to be Robert Sheehan, who could resist?! Anything else I'm missing?
     If I'm craving some old-fashion American dish, I'd definitely go for some James Dean, or some Marlon Brando. If I'm craving a Brazilian dish, my body will definitely be satisfied with some Francisco Lachowski, with a dab of Marlon Teixeira. French dishes anyone? Something better than escargot? Has to be some Adrien Sahores or some Pierre Boulanger, oh, and don't forget that savory Clement Chabernaud. If I'm feeling a bit rebellious, and I want to break the rules, I'd have some Ash Stymest. Something exotic from the pits of Europe? Definitely some Jakob Hybholt and some Yuri Pleskun. Delicious. Canadian dishes? Ryan Taylor, of course. No one can turn down some Ryan Taylor.
     You see, I like dishes from all around the world. I simply can't have a single favorite dish when there is a whole variety of them that have different qualities and tastes. Too many to choose from! It's impossible! It's like trying to make and Ood laugh, you just can't. I hope you take my advice and try all the dishes of the world!